You Love Me...You Really Do Love MeMy darling gumdrops, you've all been too kind. Thank you all for being so supportive in my suga romp and being so vocal about my cake. I'm still beaming with pride. Now with that said, I have some disappointing news to report...I, your Sweet Honey Child, will be retiring from the life of sugar arts. While I'm a huge fan of fondant and the like, I just can't carry on with the stress and the drama I must incur to create beauty. Stress is just absolutely horrific on the skin, I already have a facial set up next month to cleanse myself of the drama.
I mean seriously my gumdrops did you really think we could continue on like this? I wish that we could, but there are other facets of my life I must concentrate on. Like getting on my husband's nerves daily - reminding him how much I HATE where we live and how a southern climate would be so much more complimentary to the lifestyle I intend to lead (and his sex life -if he wants to continue to have one). You know tapdancing on my husband's nerves does take a great deal of energy and providing daily diatribes on how we must relocate takes a great deal of research.
I'm also an aspiring novelist, and my literary pursuits were sidelined all in the name of cake. So you see, I had devoted my entire life to sweetness and that just can't be. But don't be too glum, I do plan on preparing milestone cakes for my friends and family from time to time but not much else.
So my dears, we've come to the end of the road...still i can't let go...I have too. It's hard, but it's best to go out on top like the woman I aspire to be SJP.
Think of me fondly whenever you see Dirk dominating the court or when the number 8 car grabs the checkered flag...
Yours in fondant and suga-
Your Sweet Honey Child